Aging: ain't it grand!

In living room couch cushions, I found 11¢, child's boxer & gym shorts (1 each), 1 crumpled math homework, a REI packing slip, several used tissues & napkins, 1 unused napkin, and 2 pens but not C's glove for which I searched.

Furthermore, I'm wearing C's old glasses b/c I can't see well enough to find mine misplaced upstairs in bedroom amongst my books & paper piles.