Strangeness I hadn't considered

Admittedly, I am an oddball since I was Googling for D.I.Y. hand sanitizer recipes since we have a constant need to minimize cross-contamination between child, hermit crab(s), and hamsters) but others find tastier bits than I:

reasons to avoid coffee pots in hotel rooms (makes me glad I don't travel or drink coffee)

just how drunk can one get off liquid hand wash (again, glad that I'm more of a stone-cold soda drinker & prefer a nice orange soda over anything alcoholic, any day!)

Microwavable Grape Plasma

On the hand, I did find compelling:

forensic tracking codes on laser printouts

pipe clamps as a means to kitchen hooks